The Gabe Turner Memorial Lazy River

This post may not mean a whole lot (and will definitely sound weird) to most of the readers but it is crucial for some.
GABE, THIS IS A WARNING!
Carillo and I were summoned to a training session for all public elementary school teachers in the Geyonggi province. The training session took place on a Korean University's campus. Winding from the top of campus to the bottom was a a large fountain that can be seen below. The "river" flowed down stairs and zig zagged back and forth.

Gabe! If it weren't for it's shallow depth and rough terrain features, this fountain could have easily been misconstrued as a college campus lazy river. All I'm saying is that there are others out there making an attempt and if you don't start getting super-rich and begin dying soon, someone else is going to take all the glory. Begin making your donation to USF immediately.